Right.  So I’m just going to pretend like it hasn’t been almost a year since I last updated my blog and pick up right where I left off.  In other words, meet my brand new SUPER HOT boyfriend.

His name is Cristiano Ronaldo and apparently he’s a really famous soccer player in Europe.  He’s also outrageously hot, if you didn’t notice.  I normally don’t date athletes in my imaginary life, but I’ve decided to make an exception in this case because–hello, did you LOOK at him?

Before Cristiano I was having a fling with Shia Labeouf, who is also outrageously hot–albeit in a different way than Cristiano–but lately I’ve been wondering if  maybe he’s too young for me.  I mean, first the Walgreen’s arrest and now this whole turning his truck over thing  . . . it’s a little too much drama for me.  Although I STRONGLY urge you to click on the Walgreen’s link and watch the video clip of Shia on David Letterman explaining the story behind his arrest.  SO FUNNY.  He’s hilarious.