As Supreme Ruler of the Universe, I command everyone to go out and buy Kate Perry’s new book, Project Date, which was released last Tuesday.  Actually, you don’t necessarily have to go out and buy it; you can also order it off amazon(hey, I’m not a totally demanding Universe Ruler).  In honor of Kate’s second book, I am posting some pictures of her trip to my house this summer.

This is Kate in front of the Piggly Wiggly in Roland, Oklahoma.

This is Kate shooting a really big gun.

This is Kate shooting a smaller gun.

And that was just what she did to relax in the afternoons.  You should have seen her wrestle the water moccasins.

I know I’m biased, but honestly–does this look like someone capable of cold-blooded murder?

There’s no way somebody this cute could murder an innocent bunny rabbit, right?  I mean, I know the whole caught-red-handed-eating-the-bunny’s-face was sort of incriminating, but that’s not PROOF he committed murder.  The mangy black cat down the street could have totally planted that body in our garage. 

Really, the evidence is circumstantial at best.  And I spent most of my three years at law school reading romance novels, so I should know. 

Today we will continue our discussion of Julie’s Imaginary Boyfriends, beginning with everyone’s favorite IB, Brad Pitt.  I could write a few sentences about why Brad Pitt is my imaginary boyfriend, but like the saying goes, a picture’s worth  a thousand words:

 This picture is also worth a lot of words.

There are a few words here too:

I know we were supposed to talk about literary boyfriends, but frankly, Brad Pitt pictures are more fun.  Actually, maybe I should stop blogging altogether and JUST put up pictures of hot guys.   That’s not shallow, right?  RIGHT?