Can somebody explain this to me?

Holly Madison finally leaves Hugh Hefner only to start dating CRISS ANGEL??  Is she brain damaged or something?  I actually think I’d rather date HH.  Criss Angel is just so . . . yuck.  I mean, HH is yuck too (due to being roughly one million years old), but at least he’s a pop culture icon who created a publishing empire.  Criss Angel is a MAGICIAN.  And not a super-hot magician like Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman in The Prestige. 

I  mean, I assumed the whole point of her dating Hefner was to launch her into some sort of career/fame?  What is she thinking? 

Holly if you’re reading this, please take my advice: YOU CAN DO BETTER!!

Obama is our president!!!

(Thank God)

UPDATE: I just read on CNN that Gale was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident on Tuesday night.  They’re reporting that he has a fractured shoulder and swelling of his brain, but that he is (thankfully) expected to recover.  My thoughts and prayers go out to Gale and his family, and I wish him a speedy recovery.

And now I must obsess that my posting about Gale somehow caused him to–oh, I don’t know–ALMOST DIE.  In psychiatry, this line of reasoning is called “magical thinking.”  But a psychiatrist also tried to tell me that the unicorns frolicking in my backyard were deer, so what do psychiatrists know? (Because they were SO unicorns.)   

To make up for posting about Sarah Palin, I’m putting up some pictures of my main imaginary boyfriend, Gale Harold.

Gale is the newest cast member of Desperate Housewives, which–if you’re not already a DH fan–means you should start watching it immediately.  And if you’re over the age of 18, I highly recommend ordering Queer as Folk , the Showtime series that first put Gale on the map.  His indie films Particles of Truth and The Unseen are also very well done, if you’re in more of a movie-mood.

Again, my apologies for posting about the female George Bush Sarah Palin.  It won’t happen again.  Unless she does/says something incredibly stupid before the election.  Which is extremely likely.  Actually, make that 100% certain.  So you probably will see her on here again.  Oh, boy.  I can’t wait.